Military Contractor T-Shirts

The Unknown Military Contractor

"When you get down to it, Dave, we're all about people: people helping people to kill people."

A Shock to the System

"Sadly, all good things must come to an end."

Socialist Military vs. Private Military

"Ah, Master Turnip, I see you're on a defence contract too!"

Does that mean we got the War Office contract, Harris?

Blackwater and The Statue of Freedom.

Support the Ex-Troops

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Painting by the numbers for adults

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Tool Box

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Baby pram as a tank

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

God's Subcontractors

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'