Decomposition Gifts

"He was always so sweaty."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Felix Mendelssohn

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Hildegard von Bingen

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'Champions league'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Graffiti Forever!

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

"What can I say - it turs out wheels were a social construct all along."

"Bad debts, yes, but you can't deduct bad trips."

Mario's Family Portraits.

F. Chopin

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

"When the IRS sees your deductions they'll get a good laugh!"

'After a hectic day of trading, some of our traders need to decompress.'

After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450.

Giuseppe Verdi

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

'I'm screwed...'