Composition Gifts

Woody Shaw

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Conservatory of Music: Sour Notes

Hector Berlioz

Felix Mendelssohn

Hildegard von Bingen

Feeling a little over confident in his abilities, Andrew Lloyd Webber makes a career ending sequel.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

'Music book'

'Champions league'

Alfred Shnitke

'My client is a genius composer. He writes all the spaces between the notes.'

'The Paginator.'

Georgiy Sviridov

Robert Alexander Schumann.

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

Giuseppe Verdi

'Composer'

F. Chopin

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Shepherd and eurydice

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

They hated me.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Louis Armstrong

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."