Music Composition Gifts

Life Without Mozart

Ludwig van Beethoven

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

"Ye gods! Not another tedious and derivative top ten single!"

Vincenzo Bellini

Georg Frideric Handel

Richard Wagner

Mykola Lysenko

Camille Saint-Saens.

An amplified harp

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

A Symphony of Penguins

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

I could have danced all night!

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Baby Piano

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Tut and Carmen.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'