Music Composition Explorer Gifts

Cello Composer

Theorbo

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

Musical genres

Sir Edward Elgar

Robert Schumann

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Sergei Taneyev

An amplified harp

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Musician's Fishing Trip

I Pagliacci

Bass Clef

'Awesome!'

Aleksandr Skiabin

Mykola Lysenko

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

Johann Strauss

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

Bela Bartok.

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

"Okay, the mice can be blind, but if we introduce a carving knife, we'll have to use it in the third stanza."

'What happened to the little flute?'

Georg Frideric Handel

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."