Music Composition Pillows

Life Without Mozart

Ludwig van Beethoven

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

"Ye gods! Not another tedious and derivative top ten single!"

Vincenzo Bellini

Georg Frideric Handel

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

Richard Wagner

Mykola Lysenko

Camille Saint-Saens.

An amplified harp

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

Louis Armstrong

A Symphony of Penguins

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Baby Piano

Robert Fripp

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Lennon and McCartney.