Composing Pillows

Frank Zappa

The Staff Meeting.

Musician having a brain scan.

Johann Sebastian Bach

Antonio Vivaldi

'Two years of music in high schol, four years at Julliard, one year with maestro Giovanni Cavollo. Thre more years studying composing at Surbonne. All that...for this!'

Robert Schumann

The real reason for Schubert's "Unfinished Symphony".

'I think he is a composer.'

Mozart on a computer,

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Johannes Brahms

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

'Teenage Beethoven.'

Franz Liszt

Camille Saint-Saens

Johann Strauss II

Aaron Copland.

Gustav Mahler

'Just fake it. Who's going to know the difference.'

'It certainly is a big one!'

Edward Elgar

Antonin Dvorak

Sergey Rahmaninov

Edvard Grieg

Ludwig Van Beethoven

"Well I woke up this morning and I got myself a fifth of...no, that's not gonna work."

Thomas Dorsey.

Leonard Bernstein

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Bela Bartok

Giuseppe Verdi

Giacomo Puccini

Gustav Holst

Sergei Rachmaninov