Composers Pillows

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

"You draw clip-art? What a coincidence - I write Muzak!"

"Okay, the mice can be blind, but if we introduce a carving knife, we'll have to use it in the third stanza."

"Signor Vivaldi's dying wish is for the Four Seasons to be inflicted on as many people as possible."

'Mahler's 9th?'

Mozart

Giuseppe Tartini 8th April 1692

Shepherd and eurydice

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Anna Calvi

Felix Mendelssohn

Concert Pianist.

No Elgar!

Trump! The Musical

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Theorbo

Mozart on a computer,

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Baby Mozart.

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Michael Jackson

Allegro con molto espresso

"Bravo!"

Hildegard von Bingen

Non-Denominational Carols

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

The Music Seed

Frederic Chopin