"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."
Composers T-Shirts
Show off their musical genius with our witty composer t-shirts. Perfect for rehearsals, concerts, or just because—these tees add a humorous tune to their wardrobe.
"You draw clip-art? What a coincidence - I write Muzak!"
"Okay, the mice can be blind, but if we introduce a carving knife, we'll have to use it in the third stanza."
"Signor Vivaldi's dying wish is for the Four Seasons to be inflicted on as many people as possible."
'Mahler's 9th?'
Mozart
Giuseppe Tartini 8th April 1692
Shepherd and eurydice
Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.
Children disturbing a heart rate reading.
Anna Calvi
Felix Mendelssohn
Concert Pianist.
No Elgar!
Trump! The Musical
Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.
'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'
Theorbo
Mozart on a computer,
"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."
Schubert's Unfinished Basement
Baby Mozart.
Cafe Momus from La Boheme
"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"
"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"
Michael Jackson
Allegro con molto espresso
"Bravo!"
Hildegard von Bingen
Non-Denominational Carols
Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration
Johannes Sebastian Bach
"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"
The Music Seed
Frederic Chopin
Composers T-Shirts Collection
Composers Mugs
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Composers Pillows
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Composers Prints
Browse our collection of composer art prints, ideal for inspiring their musical creativity or decorating their favorite room.