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Frontispiece for Juvenal

"You're going to hate yourself."

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Dating an English Major

Scarpia from Tosca

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Jack London

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'He was a great writer'

Tequila Mockingbird

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Large print e-book.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'