Decadent Literature Fans Pillows

Frontispiece for Juvenal

"You're going to hate yourself."

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Victor Hugo

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Dating an English Major

Scarpia from Tosca

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Jack London

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'He was a great writer'

Tequila Mockingbird

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

Large print e-book.

Lady Macbeth