Wartime Literature Fans Pillows

'They read such escapist nonsense. . .'

"You're going to hate yourself."

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

First Novels.

Victor Hugo

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Well, we needed the rain."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

George Orwell

Dating an English Major

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Author does not do tricks."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Scarpia from Tosca

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."