Decadent Diner Gifts

Looking for a gift that embodies the lively, indulgent atmosphere of the decadent diner? Explore our collection of fun and flavorful products inspired by classic diner culture, featuring bold designs and witty insights. Perfect for those who love to savor the sweet and savory moments of life, these items will bring a pop of retro charm and personality to any enthusiast’s collection.

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'I've taken the liberty of deep-frying the check for you.'

'I've taken the liberty of deep-frying the check for you.' mockup

'I've taken the liberty of deep-frying the check for you.'

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As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

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"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet. mockup

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

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'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?' mockup

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

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Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published) mockup

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

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"One spaghetti, and two straws please." mockup

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

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'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.' mockup

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

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"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room." mockup

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

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"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"And I get a really, really tall straw?" mockup

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

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Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining. mockup

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

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'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!' mockup

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

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'The customer is always right...' mockup

'The customer is always right...'

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Dave's Hamburger Shop

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"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...." mockup

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

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"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!" mockup

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

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"My apologies, but that's not a meatball. That's my computer mouse. I've been looking for it."

"My apologies, but that's not a meatball. That's my computer mouse. I've been looking for it." mockup

"My apologies, but that's not a meatball. That's my computer mouse. I've been looking for it."

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Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else. mockup

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

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"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews." mockup

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

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"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?" mockup

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

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Lemon beelzebub for table 666

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'If that is a toenail, it is a French toenail.'

'If that is a toenail, it is a French toenail.' mockup

'If that is a toenail, it is a French toenail.'

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"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV." mockup

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

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'Waiter...!' (there is a human in my soup)

'Waiter...!' (there is a human in my soup) mockup

'Waiter...!' (there is a human in my soup)

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"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye." mockup

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

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"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me." mockup

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

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'I'm afraid things are rather confused around here today, sir- the Soup of the Day is a grilled-cheese sandwich'

'I'm afraid things are rather confused around here today, sir- the Soup of the Day is a grilled-cheese sandwich' mockup

'I'm afraid things are rather confused around here today, sir- the Soup of the Day is a grilled-cheese sandwich'

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'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.' mockup

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

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Road Kill Cafe.

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"Dinner looks delicious."

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"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs." mockup

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

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'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?' mockup

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

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Menu.

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'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?' mockup

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

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"Bring me something impaled on a tusk." mockup

"Bring me something impaled on a tusk."

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Decadent Diner Gifts Collection

Decadent Diner Mugs

Explore our collection of decadent diner mugs and find the perfect one to add some retro flair to your morning routine.

Decadent Diner Pillows

Decorate your space with cozy pillows featuring decadent diner designs—perfect for adding a vintage touch with a playful twist.

Decadent Diner Prints

Browse our vibrant prints inspired by the decadent diner, ideal for bringing nostalgic charm and lively color to your walls.

Decadent Diner T-Shirts

Check out our decadent diner t-shirts for a bold, fun way to celebrate vintage charm and flavorful fun in your wardrobe.