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'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Venus

Where Indian ink came from.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Use your imagination.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Mr. Punch in Venice

What's an Imax cave?

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Cat with Nine Still Lives

The Origami Society...

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'Greenwich in the Season'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Amateurs."