Deathly Wit Appreciators Pillows

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

Gay Times...

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"They're so like us."

Cat Burglar

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Voltaire

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

Forbidden Vegetable

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

The People versus McGinley gets acrimonious.

Peacekeeping?

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

Chicken comedians.

Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin Round Table

Getting employees involved in decision making can help give them a sense of ownership. Sometimes, a little too much.

Cosmetic pouches.

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

"Uh. . . Ooh. . . Here come the know it alls again!"

"I'm leaving you,Jerry-I need more from a man than just scintillating conversation."