Wit Appreciator Pillows

Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin Round Table

'There's so little to read, I'll only charge you half price.'

"Uh. . . Ooh. . . Here come the know it alls again!"

'Why do they always pick on me...?'

'You want me to repeat everything you say? Don't you think that would be a bit redundant?'

Clean Sweep

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'You can tell he wasn't born in a barn.'

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Connect me with famine and pestilence would you please Angela?"

The People versus McGinley gets acrimonious.

Bit on the Side

Hackney

Figure of Eight

"Why'd you give it to Darrin? You know he always cuts everyone's head off."

"They call him a wit."

Black Death

Cat Burglar

Water On The Brain

"Would you sleep with me for £100?"

"What an audience of good grinners you are. Or is it my scintillating wit, or your wishing-not-to-offend politeness?"

"You definitely have laughter, Mr. Fernsly. But don't worry, it's not infectious."

Water Melon

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"Gracie, you're the smartest person I know."

Reason

"Amazing deduction, Holmes!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

What's an example of a rhetorical question, Lance? "Would you like cheese with that?"

National Association of Telemarketers. No solicitors.

I see you're drinking coffee. I'm also a teetotaler. I only force down these martinis for the roughage in the olives. ??