Wit Enthusiasts Pillows

"It would be nice if we had marriage equality within our marriage."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Bed Spread

Watering Can

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Czarcasm

Cat Burglar

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Loopholes

Voltaire

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

Gold versus Knowledge

Stephen Fry.

Counsel's Opinion.

"You make a great point."

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

The People versus McGinley gets acrimonious.