Deathly Wit Appreciators Prints

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

Gay Times...

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Cat Burglar

"They're so like us."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Voltaire

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

Forbidden Vegetable

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

Chicken comedians.

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

Peacekeeping?

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

The People versus McGinley gets acrimonious.

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin Round Table

Getting employees involved in decision making can help give them a sense of ownership. Sometimes, a little too much.

Cosmetic pouches.

"Uh. . . Ooh. . . Here come the know it alls again!"

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

"No one is denying that you're smart. For that to happen someone would have to say you're smart."

"I'm leaving you,Jerry-I need more from a man than just scintillating conversation."