Death-defying Music Fans Gifts

"Oh no, it's the Grim Rapper."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

At the rock concert...

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Tina Turner

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

The Month of August

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Cool hand... Uke

Library Grand Opening

Elephant blues

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'I'm with the band.'

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

Little Richard

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

Around the piano

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

A rock guitarist singing

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

"This next song kinda stinks. I hope you like it."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Dayme Arocena