Dealing With Aging Relatives Gifts

'We just couldn't live with ourselves if we put mother in a home...'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

Speed Dating.

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

Dino Snack

'It could be hours, or it could be weeks. He's determined to hang on until he finally understands the punchline to a joke everybody else got at a cocktail party in 1947!'

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

'They're young hares, so it's OK for them to be a bit crazy in March, but thankfully, we've grown out of that!'

Remembering His Marbles

"And for you older folks, the current time is 'nowadays.'"

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

"You got this, Nana."

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."