Dealership Shenanigans Gifts

'Would you mind writing that check over here?'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

Fisherman catches swimmer.

"..and to my cat, Wilhelm, I leave my wifes best couch."

Used space shuttle

'Sorry. No trade-ins.'

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

'It goes with your eyes.'

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

"Remember, now. Don't buy this car just to please me."

"Never mind the transmission and the brakes. Is there a warranty on the horn?"

'Only 5000 miles on the clock.'

He says he'd like his change in Skodas...'

"Thanks again, and I'll be seeing you real soon. Your new car has already been recalled."

"Let's do this in your office. I hate talking shop in the shop."

"This car is very economical on gas. Used hardly any getting over here."

'Oh, I dunno, looks dodgy to me.'

Man riding a fish

"Bernie's problem is his technique draws attention to itself."

'I demand a second opinion!'

"Frankly, we've been having some problems with this model."

Lots of people helping out with the self-service machine.

Auto Sales. I'm looking for something a little more loose-fitting.

'Isn't it amazing how we can fall asleep standing?'

"That's the first dishonest dollar that I ever made."

'Okay, you can start sending in the applicants, beginning with the lowest 'salary expectation'.'

'That loud thud you'll hear when you leave the lot is just your new car dropping its value.'

"We balance our low pressure sales with a vigorous add-on department."