Deadpan Devotee Gifts

"That wasn't very funny!"

Dog yoga

Buster Keaton

Team Flute

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Ready...."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Scratch my head, would you?"

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

"Don't put your mother on the page, Miss S. Worthington"

Deadpan Delivery.

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

'Why didn't you wake me? You made me miss my coffee break!'

Rape of the Lock- The Cave of Spleen

Dapper clown.

'This show was filmed in front of a dead studio audience.'

Doze: the magazine for slumber enthusiasts

Clowns working to repair clown car on roadside.

'My aide has a great sense of humor, but you'd never guess it from his bed pan delivery.'

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

Unusual Dip Warning

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

"You're not funny."

'He specializes in funny bones.'

A dandy in 1819

The yoga instructor's name is Matt. The irony isn't lost on me.