Dc Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Then we agree! We're doing the best job that can be done considering that the country's ungovernable."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

That one has all the batteries!

AA Meeting Here Today

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

The discovery of electricity...

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Plasma Ball

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

Lithium Fair

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Nuclear energy.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Musician plugged into amp.

Energy trap.

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

Washington DC: Constitutional Crisis Danger

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'