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I've dreamed of being an electrician since I was a kid! You wanted to run away and join the circuits!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I don't like to take chances.'

The discovery of electricity...

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Nuclear energy.

Musician plugged into amp.

Energy trap.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

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