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"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

Knights of the Square Table.

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

Grim's Fairytales

Pollsters

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

Sadly, the few who actually checked their e-mail, were too out of shape to run.