Conducting Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"I've always wanted to go to consecutive performances of the same symphony led by different conductors - you know what I mean?"

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

The discovery of electricity...

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

Plasma Ball

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Blend Schools

'The penguin is upset...'

Where clean coal comes from.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Nuclear energy.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Nuclear Capacity.

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Energy trap.

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

Fracking Express

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."