Conducting Enthusiasts Pillows

"I've always wanted to go to consecutive performances of the same symphony led by different conductors - you know what I mean?"

The discovery of electricity...

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Plasma Ball

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Blend Schools

'The penguin is upset...'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Nuclear energy.

Energy trap.

Nuclear Capacity.

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

Fracking Express

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'