Dc Enthusiast Pillows

"Then we agree! We're doing the best job that can be done considering that the country's ungovernable."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

AA Meeting Here Today

The discovery of electricity...

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

Plasma Ball

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Lithium Fair

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Nuclear energy.

Energy trap.

Musician plugged into amp.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

Washington DC: Constitutional Crisis Danger

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.