Dating Prospect Gifts

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'You never kiss me like that.'

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

I couldn't resist his pickup line. He said he had a job.

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"Why do I always choose 'The Bad Boy'?"

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

'Santa ! Bring my Baby Back!' - 'You didn't tell me she was hot!'

"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."

Dating Rule #1. Repeat after me: I need some space. I need some space. Got it. Good. Make sure you tell that to Laurel all the time. But

"It's amazing. We've just met, but I feel like we've known each other since we were kids, became high school sweethearts, got married too young, had a bunch of brats, went through a messy divorce, reconciled, remarried each other, and are now back together after all these years."

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

She's disappointed. Doctor Frankenstein's online dating profile simply says that he's a "body-builder."

"I want someone whose inner pain is totally hot."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

"I can tell when you're just kissing me to get some of my lip balm, Josh."