Dream Date Seekers Gifts

"Talk about heaven - eight francs to the buck and old Binky still a chiselled blonde."

Asking out a palm reader.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

Real Estate Personals

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

Romantic Coffee Dates

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

True Loves

'He seems nice.'

'I was warned about online dating.'

'Well yes, I did ask for someone with a sense of humor.'

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

Some blind dates work out just fine.

Defying generations of failure, Terry finally achieved the Mountain Goat Dream of going vertical.

"No! I want to stay up here with you!"

"My dear, I'm an artist! I reveal my innermost being to people and give them the highest emotions!"

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

"Do you think it's too late for me to go to law school and position myself for an appointment to the supreme court?"

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

"Will you call me?"

What star sign are you, let me guess...libra?

'I don't know anything about art but I know what wines I like.'

'Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me the wonderful meal I just had.'

You make me want to say things I've never said before and do things I've never done before. What a sweet thing to - Shh, I'm talking to my beer.

"We found we really missed going to the theatre and eating in nice restaurants, so we gave our kids away."