Dating Prospect Prints

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

I couldn't resist his pickup line. He said he had a job.

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'You never kiss me like that.'

"Why do I always choose 'The Bad Boy'?"

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

"It's amazing. We've just met, but I feel like we've known each other since we were kids, became high school sweethearts, got married too young, had a bunch of brats, went through a messy divorce, reconciled, remarried each other, and are now back together after all these years."

'Santa ! Bring my Baby Back!' - 'You didn't tell me she was hot!'

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'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"I want someone whose inner pain is totally hot."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

"I can tell when you're just kissing me to get some of my lip balm, Josh."

'You want to understand women?...I granted you a wish, not a miracle!'