Dating Philosophers Gifts

Looking for a gift that combines wit, wisdom, and a touch of romance? Explore our selection inspired by dating philosophers—perfect for thoughtful romantics and curiosity seekers alike. These unique products blend humor with deep ideas, making your gift memorable and meaningful.

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Life is for the birds.

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'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

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'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

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"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..." mockup

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

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"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!" mockup

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

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"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x." mockup

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

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"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

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"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

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'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!' mockup

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

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Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

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Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

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"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

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"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

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"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity." mockup

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

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"Moulting"

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'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

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'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

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"Hello - I'm from the future..."

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Scurile travels

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Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

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Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

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'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!' mockup

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

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“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?” mockup

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

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"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date." mockup

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

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"Now look, Frank, Molly, there's nothing wrong with a Polar Bear and a Penguin being in a relationship. In fact, in my experience, Polar opposites attract!"

"Now look, Frank, Molly, there's nothing wrong with a Polar Bear and a Penguin being in a relationship. In fact, in my experience, Polar opposites attract!"

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