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I can't believe I fell for the old "would you like to come to my place and see my etchings?" line. How old is that line, anyway? The last time it was used successfully was by Albrecht Dürer in 1495.

Life is for the birds.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Moulting"

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

Scurile travels

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

(Diamonds shining, … Dancing, dining, …with some man in a restaurant. Is that all you really want?) (Are you making this up?) (Unsophisticated Lady)

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Now look, Frank, Molly, there's nothing wrong with a Polar Bear and a Penguin being in a relationship. In fact, in my experience, Polar opposites attract!"

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

"No, no - that's not the company sales, that's my marriage."

"If you could time-travel back to any period in history, would your love for me keep you from going?"

"I miss the way it was when I thought you knew everything."

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

'Have you been working out?'