Dating Drama Queen Pillows

Sado-masochistic beauty rituals.

"I'm sorry Sharon, I couldn't possibly come in for unprotected coffee."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"You owe me five bucks."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Reginald Bunthorne

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

WTF?

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Lady Macbeth

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Doctor Bartolo

Berta screams out!

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Situation Tragedy.

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Chekov play and scorecard,

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"