Dating Drama Queen Pillows

Sado-masochistic beauty rituals.

"I'm sorry Sharon, I couldn't possibly come in for unprotected coffee."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"You owe me five bucks."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Reginald Bunthorne

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Noel Coward.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Lady Macbeth

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

WTF?

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?

Berta screams out!

Doctor Bartolo

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

Situation Tragedy.

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."