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'Please tell me that you have something else to offer?'

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

"Did I tell you that I'm a non-smoker?"

"Did the dating agency tell you I needed someone with a decent Hair dryer?"

"Sorry, the 'GSOH' in my add stood for 'Got Syphilis On Holiday'."

"I think she likes me. She sat five feet away instead of six."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

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"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

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'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

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"I thought on your profile it said you were into 'BIKING'."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

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"Hold on one second I'm just scrolling through your Instagram to get to know you."

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"She said don't forget the straw."