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'Please tell me that you have something else to offer?'

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

"Did I tell you that I'm a non-smoker?"

"Did the dating agency tell you I needed someone with a decent Hair dryer?"

"Sorry, the 'GSOH' in my add stood for 'Got Syphilis On Holiday'."

"I think she likes me. She sat five feet away instead of six."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

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"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

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"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

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"She said don't forget the straw."

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"I thought on your profile it said you were into 'BIKING'."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

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