Date-night Satirist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the clever conversationalist or the humorous partner who loves a good laugh on date night? Our collection celebrates the witty, sarcastic, and satirical side of romance with smart designs that add a playful touch to any evening together. Ideal for those who cherish humor and wit as much as love itself, these gifts make every date night a little more fun and a lot more memorable.

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"It's not everyone I ask for a DNA sample on the first date."

"It's not everyone I ask for a DNA sample on the first date." mockup

"It's not everyone I ask for a DNA sample on the first date."

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?" mockup

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

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Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood. mockup

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

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Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

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"Gee, thanks pal."

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I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . . mockup

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

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Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger mockup

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

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"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!" mockup

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

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"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you." mockup

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

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Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101. mockup

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

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"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!" mockup

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

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"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff." mockup

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

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"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!" mockup

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

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"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all." mockup

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

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'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.' mockup

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

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"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend." mockup

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

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'I don't think the employees like me.' mockup

'I don't think the employees like me.'

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"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel." mockup

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

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'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.' mockup

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

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"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street." mockup

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

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'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter." mockup

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

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'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.' mockup

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

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Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet mockup

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

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"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron." mockup

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

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'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.' mockup

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

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'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!' mockup

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

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German School

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"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality." mockup

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

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Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats. mockup

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

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Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt. mockup

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

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Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.' mockup

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

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'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!' mockup

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

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Date-night Satirist Gifts Collection

Date-night Satirist Mugs

Discover more witty and humorous mugs perfect for the satire-loving partner who enjoys a good laugh with their morning coffee.

Date-night Satirist Pillows

Check out our playful pillows with witty designs—great for adding humor and personality to their favorite relaxing space.

Date-night Satirist Prints

View our humorous and satirical art prints that make a bold, funny statement in any room, ideal for your witty loved one.

Date-night Satirist T-Shirts

Browse our collection of clever and funny t-shirts, ideal for those who love to wear their humor and satire proudly.