Date Night Perfectionist Pillows

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Do you mind?"

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Drive in movies.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

Romance

Film Lovers.

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Heart to heart talk.

Love Trap

Lovers.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."