Date Night Perfectionist Gifts

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

Drive in movies.

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Film Lovers.

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Heart to heart talk.

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Love Trap

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Romance

Lovers.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

Sharing Drinks.

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"Let me slip into something more humorous."