Data Warehousing Gifts

Looking for a gift for a data warehousing enthusiast? Our collection features witty and clever items that celebrate the world of data storage and management. Whether they’re a seasoned data scientist, a techie, or a student, our products make a smart and humorous addition to their workspace or home. Celebrate their love for all things data with our unique, professionally drawn designs that blend wit and tech passion seamlessly.

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'This is our Fact Table.'

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"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts." mockup

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

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"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

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"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data." mockup

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

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'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.' mockup

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

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"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

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'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.' mockup

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

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'Everything is in the Cloud.'

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"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage." mockup

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

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Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot. mockup

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

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'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?' mockup

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

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'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.' mockup

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

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"That's more like it Perkins..!!" mockup

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

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It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends. mockup

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

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Macho talk from down in accounting. mockup

Macho talk from down in accounting.

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'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.' mockup

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

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Information about information about information about information.

Information about information about information about information. mockup

Information about information about information about information.

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'It looks like our data.'

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"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!" mockup

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

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"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated." mockup

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

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STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

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Information Tightrope.

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'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.' mockup

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

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Information vs. confusion

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'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...' mockup

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

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'What would you prefer to see first, Minister, the actual figures, or the gloss we've put on the figures?'

'What would you prefer to see first, Minister, the actual figures, or the gloss we've put on the figures?' mockup

'What would you prefer to see first, Minister, the actual figures, or the gloss we've put on the figures?'

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'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.' mockup

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

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"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer." mockup

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

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'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.' mockup

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

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'For people to think we just pluck figures out of THIN AIR is RIDICULOUS, we use a bucket.'

'For people to think we just pluck figures out of THIN AIR is RIDICULOUS, we use a bucket.' mockup

'For people to think we just pluck figures out of THIN AIR is RIDICULOUS, we use a bucket.'

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Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O. mockup

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

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'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!' mockup

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

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"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?" mockup

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

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"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running." mockup

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

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'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

'We've always needed an accounting magician.' mockup

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

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Data Warehousing Gifts Collection

Data Warehousing Mugs

Looking for more data warehousing humor? Check out our collection of mugs that celebrate the joys and quirks of data management.

Data Warehousing Pillows

Add some data-driven comfort to any room with our pillows featuring clever designs inspired by data warehousing.

Data Warehousing Prints

Decorate their workspace with our printed art that combines data warehousing wit with modern design—ideal for any tech enthusiast.

Data Warehousing T-Shirts

Find the perfect way for them to wear their tech pride with our range of data warehousing-themed t-shirts—fun, stylish, and full of personality.