Digital Data Hoarder Gifts

"I'm not complaining, but I just thought there would be more perks to Heaven than unlimited data on my phone."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Inside One's Memory Bank

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

'These disks contain backups of all my financial records in 25 different software programs. . . I need to make a deposit to your computer.'

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

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"Run! My laptop is so full of apps, downloads, old documents, screenshots and junk files, it's about to explode!"

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

"There's so much evidence we should put some aside for a different case."

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

"I save all my old computers, monitors and devices. I have a hard time letting go."

"You have 2,974 tabs open. I suggest closing about 2,970 of them. That may speed up your computer."

"She’s getting the house and cars, but you get to retain all your unique streaming services passwords."

"Even though I wasn't making a big salary, I always saved ten percent of my messages."

Data stored in the cloud effect star gazing even more than city lights.

"I'm sorry I accidentally threw the USB flash drive away. If we go through the trash, we can find it. It should only take a few years."

'John's found it harder to kick his eBay habit than drugs.'

Colin liked to keep up with all the very latest technologies

'Who has the remote?'

'You don't need CDs and flash drives here - everything is stored in the cloud.'

"I've run out of computer space. It's filled with fund-raising emails from politicians."

'No, I mean you really are playing with less than a full deck.'