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How the Old Testament Got Its Name.

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

Freia and her golden apples

Misery lit...

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

'I am a robot sent from the future to stop you from creating the vampire characters. They're ruining our movies.'

"Whoa! Where did you say you got this tobacco from, Jake?"

Pink Floyd

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Mermaids

The shadow

Peter

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

"To continue with my recorded observations . . ."

Burning and Rotting In Hell Desk Organisers

"Honey, I already have the chills! Where did you find such a great rental?" "On Scare B&B."

"I think that's enough peyote for one day."

"Ken Kesey left us the recipe in his will."

Hippy Smoke Rings.

Aeneas

'...and so, after rehab, Snow White married the prince, and lived one day at a time ever after.'

'Luckily, we're leaving carbon footprints, so we'll always be able to find our way back home.'

Brunhilda

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

Thoughts

"In my defense, you DID ask to look like James Dean."

Little Red Riding Hoodie

"I wish! Yes, my eggs are "golden", but only as in "golden colour"..."