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"Do you Death, take this woman until life do you part?"

Edgar Allen Poe

Life is for the birds.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

Dead Funny

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Love linked

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Diamond outfits

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Love Conquers All

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Missing You.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."