Darjeeling Devotee Gifts

Tea Snob.

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Washing Line Walker

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'You've had enough!'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

Sermon on the Grounds...

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Cheerleaders

'Mr. Franklin. what did I tell you about wheelies in he hallway?'

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

Uncle Gorak enjoyed entertaining the kids...

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

"I'm sorry guys – I guess at our age Truth or Dare is a little too fraught."

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"

A leap of faith.

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

Team!

"I miss real mountains."

This was the first and last time Rolf bungee-jumped!

High wire performer has to stop at traffic lights for crossing trapeze artists.

The Human Cannonball flies past space capsule.

Dalek gardening...

Only the bravest cavemen ever showed up for the bucking Stegosaurus contest.

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

"I'd love to come to your Laughter Workshop, but it clashes with my Weeping Therapy."

Second flight: Wilbur pilots, Orville wing walks.

No Caption. (Two gerbils are seen each in an exercise wheel. One is running and the other is riding a motorcycle.)

'I don't want to worry you lads, but the throttle has jammed wide open!'