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Tea Snob.

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Washing Line Walker

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'You've had enough!'

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Cheerleaders

'Mr. Franklin. what did I tell you about wheelies in he hallway?'

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

Uncle Gorak enjoyed entertaining the kids...

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

"I'm sorry guys – I guess at our age Truth or Dare is a little too fraught."

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"

A leap of faith.

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

Only the bravest cavemen ever showed up for the bucking Stegosaurus contest.

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

High wire performer has to stop at traffic lights for crossing trapeze artists.

This was the first and last time Rolf bungee-jumped!

Team!

"I miss real mountains."

Second flight: Wilbur pilots, Orville wing walks.

Falling Mountain Climber.

'I don't want to worry you lads, but the throttle has jammed wide open!'