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'Ok, we finished that one off. Let's move on to the next one.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

Dairy Devil

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Morbid evidence showing a high dive went terribly wrong!

Fly Tightrope walker