Daring Caroler Gifts

Extreme Carolling

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Christmas Dwarves

Bling Crosby.

Casual skydiving.

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

Theatrical Christmas.

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

Proposal on a snowboard

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"That's the trouble with costume drama - so easy to foul up."

'You better watch out, you better not cry, we're here to abduct some earthlings that's why, aliens are coming to town.'

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

Coventry Carol

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

The 12 Snacks of Christmas

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

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"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

Christmas-Plex

Carols

'And please take into account that my client was acting upon a double-dog-dare.'

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

'Are you sure this is legal?'

Carol Singers

'Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you light my fridge tonight?'