Christmas Caroler Gifts

Having offered the boiled sweet, Dickens realised he'd struck literary gold.

10th day of christmas.

Rudolph the reindeer sings into microphone as snow falls

"Well, guess whose parents are anti-vaxxers?"

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

Eleventh day of Christmas

"Jingle, what are you doing?"

Christmas singing in the bath

"That's the trouble with costume drama - so easy to foul up."

Have a very jazzy Christmas

Five Gold Rings

A Partridge in a Pear Tree

Christmas-Plex

Dancing Santa

'Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you light my fridge tonight?'

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

"OK. You're the Ghost of Christmas Present. Quite amusing. Now go away!"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Violin family at Christmas

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'Red for me, please.'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Christmas Dwarves

Bling Crosby.

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

Theatrical Christmas.

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

"Do you hear what I hear?"

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'