Christmas Caroling Gifts

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Christmas carol: 'Blow your budget stuff your trolley, tr-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-la-la...'

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

'I'm going to go get these carolers some egg nog.'

Silent Night.

Carol skaters

Frosting the Snowman

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Violin family at Christmas

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'Red for me, please.'

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Christmas Dwarves

Bling Crosby.

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

I'll be Bach for Christmas!

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Theatrical Christmas.

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

'You call that carol singing?'

Santana Claus

'You better watch out, you better not cry, we're here to abduct some earthlings that's why, aliens are coming to town.'

"That's the trouble with costume drama - so easy to foul up."

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

Coventry Carol