Christmas Carol Conductor Gifts

Singing Father Christmases.

Frosting the Snowman

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Violin family at Christmas

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Maybe this year..."

Hip hop Santa.

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

I'll be Bach for Christmas!

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

"Do you hear what I hear?"

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

'You call that carol singing?'

"That's the trouble with costume drama - so easy to foul up."

Santana Claus

'Our new director is also a choir director. He will lead us in singing our company fight song.'

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

Santa emergency stop.

Baaaa....humbug.

Men/Women/Santa.

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"Oh, yes, I've been good...relatively speaking!"