Christmas Carolers Gifts

Parson Brown lives!

Violin family at Christmas

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

On The Ninth day of Christmas.

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."

Have A Whale Of A Christmas

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

"That's the trouble with costume drama - so easy to foul up."

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

"Remember now, this is for your Birthday AND for Christmas!"

Baaaa....humbug.

"It's time we have a little chat."

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

Five Gold Rings

"Oh my, I've really fallen behind on the paperwork."

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

Christmas-Plex

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge.